hjfksd

Something a random person on the internet will do when they're bored as f*ck.

I'm bored so hjfksd.

by bored tinos August 1, 2022

Hjalmar

Hjalmar is very ugly and has a short penis, he is also very short. He got no bithes no balls but infront of all that no dad.

Hjalmar is so short and has a small penis.

by Scuigely diggely September 26, 2022

hjgfcdfggsffvgdcfgfbhbhgdb

sounds u make when u play roblox

i went and i saw hjgfcdfggsffvgdcfgfbhbhgdb

by ten55ert November 9, 2022

Hjelm

A true sigma male known for cribbage ability

You know when the Hjelm gets his 8 hand it's over

by The bron jame December 4, 2022

Hjalte

Hjalte is the best human being in the intire world. He has a HUGE cock and he likes rap music. He freestyles and is good at it, maybe even the best. He likes cats and every emo goth girl loves him.

Emo girl: I love Hjalte so much, he is so cute and handsome OMG
Hjalte: Cool, wanna go out
Emo girl: OMG YESSS

by VeryCoolPerson.com February 2, 2023

hjrvdnbk vjhszdxvgkbuws

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all you are is hjrvdnbk vjhszdxvgkbuws

by kjghrb efdhgva ebfduhvjvghbdfx February 7, 2023

HJTBJTC

"Hand Job to Blow Job To Completion"

My wife really put in some effort with a HJTBJTC. first she gave me a hand job then finished with a blow job to completion!

by JUICELOOSENER February 23, 2023