Dry Hector

The act of violently penetrating an unsuspecting persons anus without warning, and without proper lubrication; the opposite of a wet willy.

Me and my boyfriend were cuddling last night when he sprung a dry hector on me.

by Dry Hector 101 May 14, 2018

Nolan Hestor

A tall man with a wide asshole who can’t poop

“I have to poop so bad dude.”
“At least you’re not Nolan Hestor, he can’t poop at all.”

by The large Lebowski June 1, 2019

Avant Hector

Avant Hector is the best loving and caring kid you will ever find in your entire life.

Avant Hector

by OD ALOT March 31, 2019

Aunt Hector

Micheals Aunt

Micheal: I am a famous biologist my Aunt Hector discovered salmon (the fesh) my family made many dicorvery.

by poopydiaper911 November 9, 2021

Esteban Melendez-Hector

Usually a light skin cat who a lil slow. Licks the cheeto dust off his fingers. Wears too tight leggings. Has tig ole bitty fetish.

He's definitely an Esteban Melendez-Hector, you can tell by how he sucks his thumb.

by Nia88 May 28, 2018

Doing a Hector

When you accidentally squeeze out a fat one to a male nipple, wether out of pure stupidity, a practical joke or being catfished.

'bro, I was so high last night I ended up Doing a Hector to a male Calvin Klein model'

by 69Nutbusted69 June 12, 2018

Dame Tu Cosita And Hector

Dame Tu Cosita is the reason why Hector’s definition is called a bully when he’s not a bully. Dame Tu Cosita is the dangerous alien on this planet

Bro,Dame Tu Cosita And Hector is a problem!

by HectyTheGreenyBoi July 14, 2018