guntlet

to pick up one's gunt and drop it on someone's head

hey guys HE'S here...OH NO! i think he's here to drop the guntlet

by KBHATER July 14, 2010

Grundle Tar

A thick, sticky, dark brown substance with putrid ripe stench oftentimes found within the area between a person's asshole and genitals.

Holy fuck, what smells like a decaying corpus?" "Off courrsee it's the Grundle Tar stuck to Horvach's gooch!!!

by D. P. Dot Dirtbag October 3, 2010

Grundle grin

Similar technique to the dirty Sanchez with the difference being where the lint, cheese, and or sweat is scraped from ones grundle area and smeared under the nose or across the mouth of an unsuspecting individual to simulate a mustache or grin of grundle goo.

After a laborious day at work, upon arrival at the divorce lawyers, I greeted my ex wife with a sour grundle grin.

by Basismskister June 28, 2014

Guncle

An intelligent, funny, generous, and show tune-loving uncle that you love dearly.

P.S. Guncle is one of the best people you can have in in your life.

by J.T.C.L. April 16, 2021

Benedict Grundled

When you get a girl to kiss your grundle, holding back your sack & balls - but betray her at the last minute by letting them flop onto her face.

"Baby see how soft my taint is - give my grundle a kiss!"
*flop*
"You benedict grundled me!? I feel so betrayed!"

by mutorcs December 12, 2009

Face Grundle

The area on the face between the nose and upper lip.

When we were kissing I missed her lips and accidently kissed her face grundle. It was awkward....

by tobyistheworst November 18, 2011

Thunder Grundle

During a fart, when air is compressed between the grundle and a hard surface- the air erupts to the nearest exit, usually out the front of the crotch. It is thunderous, not just for the thunderous noise it makes, but also because of the unsettling direction of the blow.

I had a serious thunder grundle in math class, i think i sprained my taint.

by ceegee2 January 23, 2013