Gump

Opposite of a butt, a mattress.

Mommy Mommy can I get a queen sized Gump?

by Goon Rat March 13, 2020

Gump It

To start walking in one direction as far and long as humanly possible to go like Forrest Gump did. He did it so long he grew a beard n whatnot.

I'm so sick of this shit. I want to go off the fucking grid permanently but perhaps I could Gump it as long as I can and return.

by Inbredsumbitch May 9, 2022

Gump it

To haul ass, make haste

Bob: "The cops showed up so we had to gump it out of there"

by TesticularContorsionLover September 12, 2021

Boris Gump

The offensive name given to the British Prime Minister relating to his perceived ignorance and stupidity - and named after the Hollywood Character Forest Gump

Oh I see that Boris Gump has just returned to No 10 Downing Street after allowing the filling stations to run dry, and lecturing the UN about Kermit the Frog. What a moron - no not the frog.

by FlintMac September 25, 2021

Gumping

Gumping is when a person blends up aborted fetuses, adds some sort of component which will turn said fetus into gelatin. It is then molded into “pocket pussy” then used vigorously.

Hey Steve wanna go gumping this weekend

by Munting man March 16, 2024

Gump

Sticking gum on your taint to save it for later.

Dylan and Preston gumped all night long

by Furest gump December 21, 2021

gooping and gumping

To be doing especially well; great

“I got 100% on my essay! I’m gooping and gumping!”

“That’s amazing, good job!”

by ur local non-binary April 28, 2023