guinea dick

A much, much smaller, softer furred, terrified version of a regular dick.

Damn these uncoordinated tittie midgets and their jigging Guinea dicks!

by LeAFiLL October 17, 2017

guatelupean

Guatelupeans are people that enjoy being in a non-existent race/religion. They're very petty when it comes to talking about the race/religion.

Ashley: "Jared, i'm a Guatelupean and i'm actually very proud of being one since it's not a official thingmabob."

Jared: "Ashley stop, you're being petty, smh."

by fagget3 December 21, 2018

Guimeilys

A Guimeilys is a cute, funny, hot girl. She's popular among men but she doesn't have much experience. She's emo, and depressed. Don't ever mess with a Guimeilys because they'll probably beat you up. She's tough but 5'2.

"Look at her! What's her name she's so pretty?" Mark said.
"She's Guimeilys." Avery replied.

by guimeilys May 13, 2019

Guatemalan churro

A sugary cock of a man of Guatemalan descent-note has to be more than 7 inches and might come with Vanilla icing

Juan had a real Guatemalan churro

He almost gave me Diabetes, because his Guatemalan churro was so sugary

by Guatamalen churro April 19, 2019

Guinean Girls

Guinean girls ARE it. 100% beautiful and amazing at everything they do... no tea no shade. If I could find me a Guinean girl I would NUT on the spot fammmm.

"Yo, you peep those Guinean girls? They were fine as hell"

by jennaellaaaaeheheh September 11, 2019

Guinea Pig

Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.

Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.

The guinea pig was eaten by the Inca

by Peznuttychu September 20, 2019

Guice

The maker of bruh moments, slayer of hoes and tramps. kicks ass, smokes hella grass, and sleds really fucking fast.

like a chad, chode, or bruv, but generic

me; "dude did you see kenny last night at the party"?
bruh; " Hell yeah man, hes a fucking guice"!

by the magical E of oz April 27, 2020