Guido

An Italian mans name, english equivalent is Guy. It has largly become a derogatory term used by American 'testa di merda' (italian for shitheads)

Guido says, "Andate tutti a 'fanculo!"

by Giovanni Russo December 28, 2005

Guido

A derogatory term for an Italian American.

Tony is a guido. Tony likes loose buttholes, especially ones of Davis.

by e3fret5 April 14, 2006

guido frolic

The most homosexual of all the dance styles, that is if it can be called dancing.

"Yo, check out that guido frolicing."

"Yeah man, he's mad gay. What a faggot."

by Disgusted American January 7, 2008

Guidtastic

To be very Guido. Tan, Fresh, decked out in Affliction and Ed Hardy. Never seen with out designer jeans. Hair always is gelled. Full Italian. Period.

Mark: The Jersey Shore is so guidtastic.
Vinny: Ya look at all those guidos.

by JLAVakaJWOW January 20, 2010

Guidi

A nice guy who likes to be around people. He loves to have sex and party but most importantly he like to play basketball.

Guidi boi.

by Thiccboiwithbigdickboi May 31, 2019

Guido

a super fucking mentally retarded bean who might secretly be your cousin because of his redneck behavior

lives by "fuck'em" and constantly finds himself randomly naked or partially naked with his boys but it's not gay because the socks are always on

is one day going to get murked by kim jong un's squadron because he's going to kill kim jongers in the pongers

como estas you fucking guido

by swag daddy dongle July 20, 2020

digi guide

A great cheap program that is basically the SKY tv guide on your PC

Whats next on TV? Check the digi guide dumbass

by mulligan November 14, 2003