El Guapo

A modified self inflicted "Dirty Sanchez" involving auto erotic asphyxiation using a belt hanging from the ceiling and wearing a sombrero.

I got bored last night and gave myself an El Guapo.

by Archteuthis Noir January 10, 2010

guapo

Spanish. Basically means 'tough guy'.

Cuco: "Aqui todo el mundo es guapo FULL TIME!" - 299 pt 4 (youtube.com)

by AMart83 February 23, 2008

guap

Chump Change, like money ain't sh!t.

"My Man spent guap & bought me my Continental T, You spent your advance on your Continental T. I know your sick, when you clean your rims you still see a B!"- Lil Kim

by Jorge Llamas May 25, 2006

Graping

To stick 1 or more grapes into an orifice and pounding them with a secondary item (penis/dildo)

I'm going graping this elephant when it sneezed me out

by Manjack May 28, 2017

Guaps

1. A phrase used to describe womens breast.

2. A phrase used to describe womens breast that you have particular interest in.

Bruce: Yo, you chanked out indian curry popin muthafuckas!
Kyle: What?
Paul: What up.
Bruce: Check out that skallywag hoe. She got some fuckin fat ass guaps dog.
Kyle: What?
Paul: Damn son! I wanna suck on them guaps and get some of that milk!
Bruce: Fuck ya.

by Big&Black December 19, 2007

GuapGraze

GuapGraze = Guap + Graze
- endless wild free pastures full of sweeet guap! Goldmine.
- process of consuming free guap.
- something obsenely easy and lucrative
- heavenly manna

it's a real GuapGraze, dude!

by Razin August 14, 2007

gualin gualin

to be retarded and lame at the same time,

"hey, i just got that new video game and you didnt!"

"you be gualin gualin fam!"

by sexybob667 March 29, 2008