Grute

Several meanings and uses. Usually used to describe something massive or immensely strong. Also a unit of measurement. Although the rate of one Grute changes frequently, one can safely assume one Grute will never be less than about 300 lbs.

Hey Grute drink this beer.

by aooooooooooo January 13, 2009

Grete

Wierd, stupid, trying to be popular

Wow, that dude is a Grete.

by Kawaii Monkey November 7, 2017

Dj Gryder

Rich Ass Bitch Poser Whore dooche bag

Friend: i have no money
Dj Gryder: i have 40 bucks
Friend: can i have a dollar
Dj Gryder: nope im gonna wipe my vagina with it...silly poor person :)

by Dane September 18, 2004

grayte

something that is not great

person 1: sorry i just dented your car
person 2: well grayte

by t August 3, 2004

hansel and gretel

when your women is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you run up behind her shove her head in then you pants her and fuck her in either hole

brandon used the hansel and gretel on his mother in law

by rshanks April 9, 2008

hansel-and-gretel

To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).

From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...

A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"

"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."

by Ze Brothers Grimm June 10, 2011

Gratesgeropunun

A nun with no life other than grating the asses of horses and then licking their insides.

OMFG! Its a gratesgeropunun screwing with that horse!

by Cheese Boy September 13, 2003