Government Pudding

Sweet Sweet Government Pudding. The minimum number of sick days an employer is required by law to provide as part of your salary package. Pudding days are not be used when legitimately sick (if you feel crap already, you may as well go to work) but are to be used as MHD's, Sonic playing days, nice day for a beer garden days, dude i got the huge bag gunja days, CBF days or potentially (though not advised) shit, gotta clean - mums coming for dinner days

"gonna be a top day today, lets go the pub"
"cant, gotta go the fucking hell hole"
"screw that, time for a serve of good old government pudding"
"cough, cough. i'll make the call"

mmmm sweet sweet pudding

by SkankyMcPants July 19, 2010

government hoe

A female that claims she's independent but doesn't work. She lives off walfare, child Support, and gives sexual favors for money. Doesn't provide for her kids without the help of the government

She can't wait until the first to show off she's a government hoe

by Me kia July 2, 2014

Corrupt government

Kris' Churchill Server

Damn, Kris' Server is a corrupt government

by bobjonesseggsybeast October 28, 2020

government

Something we need but don't want and that doesn't work due to the stupidity of humans.

The governmant will one day fall and we will all kill each other.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

government

Lying, cheating bastards who are taking all our money and spending it on unnecessary wars; killing young americans, and dropping bombs on innocent women and children.

Favoring elitist white republican men, restricting free speech, watching the people secretly, keeping racism and sexism alive and growing, putting our country trillions of dollars in debt; doing it all in the name of the Lord.

Generally being corrupt.

We should overthrow the government.
All government is corrupt.

I hate our government.

by NAPLES September 3, 2006

federal government

The establishment of an organization of law and office that the several states of the United States of America have agreed to submit to in the effort to maintain partnership and equality with the other states.

The offices and delegation of laws established by the Constitution of the United States of America.

The federal government overstepped its power when it created the Fourteenth Amendment and created created one totalitarian nation out of many states.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

government cheese

Government Cheese is free cheese of suspicious quality produced for those on the dole.

It is usually rated grade 'B' or 'C' by the USDA and therefore unfit to sell at market. It is made from milk that is near to being out-of-date and the result is a very hard, funky cheese of totally unnatural color.

- D'ya hear about Frank?

- No, what?

- He got mugged waiting in line for government cheese last Friday!

by Piffler July 28, 2006