Goof

Noun/Verb
1. To jizz
2. Jizz
3. When someone messes up

girl: did you just goof?

guy: i was with my chick and i goofed all over her face

guy: i got goof on my bed

guy: i just goofed

by sneakysneakerskeak May 2, 2010

gettin goofed

Smoking a blunt to your face, in a matter of seconds.

Ron- Hey what are you doin?
Ted- Oh nothin, gettin goofed

by crabnigga November 21, 2011

Child Goof

When in some period of your childhood you mess up/make yourself look like the biggest retard/Goof up past the point of return and you remember it when you are older.

"oh yeah bro remember when you and i dressed as actionman to the dress up day?"
"yeah dude that was a major child goof right there yo"

by calculator man May 11, 2014

serious goof

(n): A person who is always acting silly and/or crazy, but is serious about being silly and/or crazy.

(n): A big mistake

John is always acting like a fool but he'll snap if you ruin his fun; he's a serious goof .

Locking your keys in your car is a serious goof.

by Still_Kicking July 29, 2016

Goof mouth

Someone who calls another person a goof or lies in a disrespectful untrue perverted way nonsensical.

I'm a goof eh, well you've got a goof mouth bro!

by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023

goofing out

getting more and more goofy. like blacking out but it's being goofy instead of being intoxicated.

you are literally goofing out today

by transitmatt March 23, 2024

goof trooper

A very silly person.

That goof trooper went to the auto parts store and asked for "blinker fluid."

by Hraefnscar September 29, 2023