Good Ass and Bad Ass Days

Good Ass Days - When a days goes perfectly from the way you wake up in the morning to how you go to sleep. During a Good Ass Day, multiple series of good ass events will take place that will keep a smile on your face.

Bad Ass Days - A day so fucking bad you might want to shoot yourself just so your brain will erase the memory of that day. These days suck so much ass it's like, what the fuck happened?

Examples for good ass and bad ass days

GAD: Me: I took the greatest shit of my life this morning, had some tasty ass breakfasts, got a raise at work, saw a marathon of G.I. Joe, and beat the shit out of Godzilla at the arcades today!

Friend: Damn son, you must have a good ass day!

BAD: Me: I took the worst shit ever, it didn't fully come up and I had to force my ass to keep reswallowing it, I caught my girlfriend getting fucked by my dog, fucking Nickelodeon played a marathon of Captain Planet, and my entire family forgot my birthday today :'(

Friend: Damn son, your day fucking sucked, I guess you had a pretty badass day.

Me: No dude, I had a bad ASS day :(

by ThatFaggot December 29, 2012

dick lickin' good

When something is so tasty that you'd lick a dick just to taste it.

Jo: My golly these are some dick lickin' good mashed pertaters!
Mo: *covers dick in mashed potatoes* Lick them off.
Jo: Coitanly, because those pertaters are dick lickin' good!

by Big Dan the Big Man February 28, 2008

damaged canned good

A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!

She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!

by Rowdy Roger November 22, 2013

Good luck nigga. Don't die.~1

It is a saying equivalent to "talk to you later."

John: "Ight nigga, I gotta be out"
Ron: "Oh for real. Good luck nigga. Don't die.~1"

by CIPianoMan November 7, 2005

Milk ... it does a body good!

Milk ... it does a body good! refers to the reason that some guys are cum-guzzlers.

Milk ... it does a body good! -- the reason I like to suck dick and swallow cum-loads!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

Dirty-good

(adj) This "double adjective" is used to describe anything that is so good, people feel like they have to clean themselves. Often used when talking about food, sex, or a set of skills.

Yo, this Disney funnel cake is dirty-good. Lemmie schedule a dentist appointment.

Man that girl was dirty-good. She lubed me up and straight helicopter'd on my wingwang.

I was bumpin' that dirty-good song 'Strobe' in my car and had to hit-up the car wash.

by kiD_nogarD March 12, 2011

Dry hump her good night

Where a guy usually in the porn scene movement or the porn hippie movement instead of kissing a woman good night after a date will dry hump her good night. usually both the man and the woman are in one or both of those movements.

Did you dry hump her good night?

by Deep blue 2012 April 13, 2010