Last night my girl was tossing my salad and started biting my taint like a wild fucking Gooch Piranha
by Carltrain July 14, 2018
1. (Noun) An individual with a fetish for gooches
2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
1. "Did you see that guy staring at my Gooch?!?!"
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"
2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"
2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."
by Gangstablu January 04, 2011
The process of smoothing ones gooch or taint be repeatedly rubbing an erect penis onto the gooch or taint.
by imaboy5117 April 26, 2011
by Dion,sam,dean May 08, 2003
Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.
by scodder July 21, 2010
Namely a slang term for sex between two men. The term originates from the effect that occurs amongst the scrotum of the "giver" during homosexual anal intercourse. While the giver goes in and out of the receiver, his scrotal sack will swing back and forth. As he goes in, the scrotum smacks against his partner's gooch. As he pulls back, the sack flings against his own gooch. This pattern repeats as intercourse continues, and the scrotum swings rapidly back and forth between gooches, thus the obvious reference to a game of tennis.
1. I heard {someone's name} is gay. He's playing gooch tennis with {another man's name} every Saturday.
2. Dude, you're so gay. Why don't you go play Gooch Tennis with another guy.
2. Dude, you're so gay. Why don't you go play Gooch Tennis with another guy.
by RemisSenis April 24, 2008
by black man 2012 January 14, 2010