Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

My heart goes out to you

A term used by closet-fascists to justify a salute in honor of the German dictator from the 1930's and 1940's.

"My heart goes out to you"
-Elon Musk

by D.G. Monrad March 20, 2025

Pop Goes the Weasel

When a girl sticks her tongue into the opening a an uncircumcised males penis and swirls her tongue around until he becomes erect.

My girl was playing pop goes the weasel with me the other night before we had sex.

by dhfatty June 18, 2024

Ignore it and hope it goes away

Yeah, see, I tried that for the first 10 years but here we are.

Hym "You see, if you ignore it and hope it goes away not only am I not going to not go away but I'm also commit even nore so to doing it. Your mistake was including the mentally retarded cripple. The ambiguity is gone now and I just won't accept any outcome that doesn't involve one of two things.... And we all know what those things are. I'm sure you're tired of hearing it at this point. I'm tired of saying it. I'm tired in general. I've been up all night. I got a good one for you when I wake up though. You're going to like it."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

Goes up in ya!

When an object or a male appendage enters a person through any open or closed orfice forcefully without consent

“Listen Spot, if you don’t quit barking I’m gonna have Debo goes up in ya!”

by Fredi4real July 17, 2024

dipper goes to taco bell

the worst thing ever written by mankind

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind the mind that wrote dipper goes to taco bell

by two_trucks9009 June 2, 2025

An Image That Goes Hard

An image that “goes hard”, refers to an image that firstly looks like something you would only usually encounter on the internet or something that reflects on internet culture (memes, artistic content, etc.).

Secondly the image has to invoke either a sense of humour, (often sarcastic) bad-assery and/or coolness, sarcastic relatability, or a mix of the above.

These elements combined will result in the formation of an image that goes hard.

"Hey check out this image, it goes pretty hard right?" my friend said as he showed me the image on his phone. "That is in fact an image that goes hard man" I replied.

by oofinator4_3 December 1, 2023