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retirement goatee

The goatee you grow after you finally retire for the rest of your life. Men known to have done this include Jim Leyland and Shaq
Man, I worked in a factory for 40 years. I can't wait to retire and grow out my retirement goatee
by Qui-Gon Jake May 25, 2016
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sheep goated

When one becomes overwhelmed with too much information at one particular time about ( upcoming events, special occasions, etc).
Johnboy was sheep goated when he was informed about the upcoming event.

I sheep goated the shit out dat bitch.
by G-oober August 13, 2017
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Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.
Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.
by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021
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Calm your goats

To tell a person to calm down or to relax.
Jeff said calm your goats to Martha when she was starting to get mad.
by Toeatcake May 21, 2019
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Cracked And Goated

cracked and goated is what N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite
Yo Leo is a little emo faggot nigga hoe
Cracked and goated
by Hi Leo September 29, 2021
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cracked and goated

cracked and goated is what the famous N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite
yo N0bleN1Njaz is cracked and goated at fortnite he will box you like a fish you are so dogwater and ricewater
by Snowy098 September 29, 2021
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Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.
"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"
by EatAnKlok February 13, 2022
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