Goatea

A tea made from dried out goat testicles placed in tea bags then steeped in boiled or luke warm water. mmm good

Or

The incorrect spelling of the word Goatee meaning a moustache and beard around the mouth. making the mouth resemble a pussy... see goatee

Example 1
Me: Hey man
Man: Hey
Me: dude, u got a vagina on ur face
Man: thats cause i want to look like some kinda washed up boy band punk ass LOSER
Me: Well you pulled it off

Example 2

Farmer: Get me a glass of goatea muriel, im in the mood for some ball juice

by Krieger69 March 10, 2008

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spanish goatee

Spanish Goatee; the process of farting on a spouses chin while receiving testicular felacio

Bob - "he jerry"

Jerry - "yeah"
Bob - "I totally gave heather a Spanish Goatee last night"

by 1562 June 1, 2010

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Related Words

goater • goatery • Bang-goater • Goated • gooter • goatee • goiter • GATer • Goated with the sauce • goter

gooters

A bad case of diahrrea

Oh man! I got a bad case of the gooters from the White Castle sliders I ate last night.

by Tear-uh May 11, 2006

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Billy-goated

Having such rough intercourse that someone ends up in the Emergency Room.

“I billy-goated that girl so hard, she had to go to the hospital!”

by ambulancegurl13 July 9, 2018

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Cheese Grater

A sexual act which is performed in the classic doggy style position or any variation of, where the woman has an unusual amount of back acne. When the male is about to cum he pulls out a cheese grater or apple peeler and tries to remove as much back acne as possible before ejaculation with said instrument before the girl runs away. Extra points awarded if the woman has a humpback

"Kim's back is bleeding really badly because she got a cheese grater last night"

by UberNoCrono May 27, 2008

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