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Field Goal

Right as a man is pulling out during a blowjob, he squirts, and the cum is shot through the two front buck teeth of his girlfriend. When it makes it through, FIELD GOAL is yelled during the orgasm.
1) I totally got a field goal on her last night!
2) It was a long shot, but im so glad i made that field goal!
by Anita Coch December 17, 2012
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pulling your goalie

slang for masturbation used by hockey fans
by Bran Flakes May 9, 2006
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Gold Chainer

Someone who defines themself as a hot rodder but has never worked on a car before. They pay a shop to build a car and perform modification/maintenance instead of doing it themself. Often they dont even know anything about the car they had built.
Bob: "Thats a nice 32 3 window over there" Tim: "Yea, but the owners a gold chainer, he doesnt even know what engine hes running."
by rustypipes September 23, 2010
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hair goals

Hair goals is what girls scream and squeal when the see another girl or guy with absolutely perfect hair. Emily's always have perfect hair... So they often hear people talking about their hair like "Omg!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at Emily's hair!!! Woah! Hair goals!!!!!"
" Oh my gosh!!!! Hair goals! HAIR GOALS!!!!! I want it!!!!!!!"
by Bobadooboo October 23, 2015
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gold bug

Someone who either:

1. Wants to return the dollar to a gold standard,
2. Wants to use gold as money in addition to the dollar, or
3. Collects or invests in gold, silver, and/or other precious metals.

Gold bugs are sometimes associated with paranoia, conspiracy theories, 9/11 "truthers," survivalism, tax protesters, racism, anti-semitism, and the far right.
As a gold bug, I can tell you that gold is REAL money, and worthless fiat paper money is a fraud.
by RedBlade7 March 30, 2008
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fried gold

Something that couldn't possibly be made any better. A plan with no flaws
The Boston Celtics are fried gold this year.

Bush's idea to invade Iraq wasn't exactly fried gold.
by Vive Cuervo June 2, 2008
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Garbage Goal

In hockey slang, a garbage goal is when a player scores a dirty goal around the crease on a rebound. Therefore, scoring a garbage goal can also mean to score with a girl who's currently on a rebound from a recent relationship.
"Yo guys, I was at this engineering competition in an hotel and I totally scored a Garbage Goal while my roomate was passed out in the other bed" -- Frank-Peter
by P.KG April 6, 2010
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