(n) Fake glasses. Non-prescription eye-glasses worn by pretentious hipsters and other douche-bags for "fashion" or "vanity" purposes to look more intelligent, sophisticated or cultured than they really are.
An example of recession chic. Mouth-breathing fashion models or unintelligent people in general wear faux glasses to affect having read lots of books or having some modicum of smarts. Dead give-away that someone is an idiot.
An example of recession chic. Mouth-breathing fashion models or unintelligent people in general wear faux glasses to affect having read lots of books or having some modicum of smarts. Dead give-away that someone is an idiot.
They're fucking plano glasses dude - she's trying to pretend she's not actually a pretentious trust-funder with a silver spoon in her mouth.
by Leisure Class Hero June 5, 2010
Get the Plano Glassesmug. A pipe used for smoking marijuana made from glass. Glass pieces tend to be larger than normal pipes and most often have a choke on either side of the bowl.
by DayDay October 20, 2004
Get the glass piecemug. by burnallday420 July 28, 2009
Get the toro glassmug. Also Known as Ben Folds glasses, those thick black frame spectacles. Often seen on the likes of Rivers Cuomo (weezer), Johnny Depp, Elton John, and obviously Ben Folds. Whether you need the glasses or not, you chose to wear them for indie cred.
by imthatawesome October 1, 2010
Get the Hipster Glassesmug. Glass house: A term reminding hypocrites to shut the fuck up and jump off a bridge
"People who live in glasses houses should shut the fuck up"
-Anorak's Almanac from Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
"People who live in glasses houses should shut the fuck up"
-Anorak's Almanac from Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
by HomoBromo March 1, 2018
Get the Glass housemug. to sort glass... see glass sorter for a more indept definition.
basically a way to call someone retared or something to say after someone does a particularly retarded act.
basically a way to call someone retared or something to say after someone does a particularly retarded act.
by Shinigami Dani July 24, 2003
Get the sort glassmug. - Phrasal Expression
1. Glass is cracked
Cynical expression which originates from the metaphorical "glass-half-empty-or-half-full", positing that it matters NOT "whether the glass is half empty or half full" as the glass is "cracked" and therefor prone to "leaking". (i.e. Pessimism versus optimism is irrelevant).
- Noun
2. Failure; Cynic (person)
3. Impossible situation or cause (action)
1. Glass is cracked
Cynical expression which originates from the metaphorical "glass-half-empty-or-half-full", positing that it matters NOT "whether the glass is half empty or half full" as the glass is "cracked" and therefor prone to "leaking". (i.e. Pessimism versus optimism is irrelevant).
- Noun
2. Failure; Cynic (person)
3. Impossible situation or cause (action)
by Toño SG September 10, 2009
Get the Cracked Glassmug.