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Gordon Freeman

Main character in the computer games Half-Life and Half-Life2.
PHD in ultra-physics, nerdy guy and a total fuckup when it comes to making experiments work without causing the end of human civilisation... That is until he turns into a meen killing machine that was able, all by himself, to defeat the Goverment Special Forces, alien invading creatures and a BIG foetus looking uber-monster; All that in just the first installement of the game. In the second part we discover that Freeman has become a pure agent of death and destruction (working with the good guys) who is still unable to score with ladys and who, after meeting with a guy that has godly powers, still has to wear corrective glasses.
Anyway, the caracter has become a legend and all we are waiting for is episode 3 where he may (we hope) do something usefull and make some sense!
'Wake up, Dr. Freeman, wake up ... wake up and smell the ashes' Quote from the G man.
by Kazman December 20, 2004
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Gordonite

A "Gordonite" is another word for calling someone a wazzock who wears shimmer shadows
Wow, look at that dude, he's a bit of a Gordonite isn't he?!
by jodieeeeeeeee June 4, 2009
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Gordon-hole

Similar to a "glory hole", only used extensively by someone named Gordon. Where a man places his penis through some type of aperature, regardless of setting or circumstance, and expects oral satisfaction to completed by a stranger on the other end.
"Man, you gotta check out the circle K restroom, they have a nice Gordon-hole in the third stall."

"Can you believe how that guy treated that barstool like a Gordon-hole?"
by C. D. Deanda April 2, 2010
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Gordon Mak

someone who is overly obsessed with cellular phones! goes to MSJHS... LIVES ON IBERO. k done.
by *bleep* January 20, 2004
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Geordan

An amazing friend that always has your back no matter what. Is also a huge BTS fan!
Geordan is a BTS fan.
by REALBTSJINMIN July 29, 2021
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Taylor Gordon

Number one beech

A fat smelly bastard who has terrible dandruff and like little girls under the age of 15.

Someone who doesn't get into the University of Tennessee.

x Holy Sin X
I saw you eying that little girl, don't be such a Taylor Gordon.

It looks like you are gaining some weight, don't pull a Gordo.

I see that you are camping in that corner, did Gordo give you gaming lessons?

p1: I got in to UT, did you get in to UT?
p2: Yeah, like everyone did.
p1: I head Taylor Gordon didnt!!!!!!
by James Muhs March 7, 2008
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Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment

The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.
Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!
by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008
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