Crying Gator

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False, insincere, or hypocritical display of sadness or remorse. Insincere remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crocodile will weep to lure in its victims ...We all know a crying gator.

by WiseCookie September 14, 2020

gator gobble

Rolling up numerous slices of bologna, gently placing them into the vagina of two women and then seeing who can eat all of bologna first while blindfolded and hands tied behind their back.

I gator gobbled that fatbox faster then you....pay up!

by Gobble420 March 29, 2017

Skiing gator tails

When a girl has 2 braids and you hold them as handles while in the doggie position

Man, I took her back to my place and was skiing gator tails all night

by S366sxe March 20, 2023

Gator Broadcast

1: A complete 10 minutes wasted of life every day.
2: A group of children attempting to fuck around with some expensive-ass equipment, essentially filming child pornography
3: The embodiment of AIDS and Stage 4 Cancer

"Damn bro, your mom made you go through another goddamn Gator Broadcast"
"You just joined up with Gator Broadcast? Damn, you must really be suicidal.

by Ms. Sherman December 12, 2018

baiter gator

when someone is sketch or doing sketch things, we call them baiter gators, cuz they be acting bait

that dude just pulled his pants down and ran across the street... what a baiter gator!! lmafo man's bait af!!

by SKTRMERCER01 December 07, 2017

gator whip

To whip or slap someone with one's cock. Similar to mushroom stamping, except it is with the whole dick. Basically a cock slap.

I'm going to gator whip you in the face!

by RICO1337 August 08, 2010

Whale gator

A nickname for a large mammal that inhabits rivers, lakes, and mangrove swamps. Kind of a cross between a large blue whale and an alligator.

That whale gator knocked off that lady in the canoe and ate her whole!

by Hardyboy89 July 21, 2021