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Bill Gates

"Bill Gates' house also features an estate-wide server system running Windows and heated floors and driveways. Guests wear pins that upon entrance of a room automatically adjust temperature, music, and lighting based on the guest's preferences, according to the narration in the virtual tour below."

Gates and his wife Melinda are very fond of F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, and they have inscribed in the library a sentence from the last page of the novel:

"He had come a long way to this blue lawn, and his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it."
by Xbox Guy March 26, 2010
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gates of hell

A complex system of tunnels, said to lead to hell, that smell like shit. Most likely the capital of Satanic circle jerking in New Jersey. Not scary at all due to the hordes of Emo-Mexicans roasting marshmallows outside the entrance, while telling us theres nothing in there but spiders they took pictures of on their cell phones. Not worth the trip, unless your scared easily or by KKK graffiti.
Adam and Kevin were seriously disappointed when they smelled marshmallows cooking as they approached the gates of hell.
by steve8311 December 24, 2007
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Garison

A sex god that can make woman moan with erotic pleasure right after he fucks the shit out of them! But he also is a very sweet guy.
Did u see that guy i had he was a complete garison
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Bill Gates

An asshole that copied apple computers and got rich off it, He makes shitty software that crashes every half hour, it gets infected with spyware and viruses and is "dll hell". He still copies apple till this day. Vista took him 5 years to make because every year apple made something new and he had to find out a way to put it into vista... If u don't believe me, go to youtube and type in 'apple vs vista' or 'apple adds'
Oh crap my windows has crashed again.. Get a mac!

What do air con's and computers have in common? They both stop working when you open windows.

Lets Throw an apple pie at Bill Gates.
by Tony Kennedy August 25, 2007
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Gates

"We doing gates tonight?"
by anon_e_moose December 23, 2008
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Bill Gates

One of the founders of Microsoft and formerly the world's richest man (passed by the founder of Ikea). People like to blame him for everything, because he's rich and part of human nature is blaming rich people for all your problems.
Car won't start?

Got fired from work?

Your candidate got owned in the election?

Blame Bill Gates!! Everyone's doing it, it's the new national pastime.
by C++ September 13, 2005
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Bill Gates

Is going to give 90% of his money to charity on death!!! thats Nealy $45Billion. Guy Can Program what ever the fuck he wants. That kind of cash is Cure for cancer good.
by Ostego September 17, 2005
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