Grip Tight

A product that tightens your grip on your penis

I bought Grip Tight, the best thing ever

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

a grip of shit

A large amount of material possessions with no value to others.

"I've got a grip of shit to move to my new place."

by Crazycrazy February 14, 2015

Get a grip

To get a hold of your life, to fix your shit together, to sort your fucking shit out or to have at least some sort of control in your life.

Holy get a grip

by GuitarDroid248 July 28, 2020

Pistole Grip

The Pistole Grip is the hand position used by a TSA employee when performing a gate rape.

My groper had a weak Pistole Grip during my last gate rape.

by Caradoc March 9, 2011

curvy grips

A generally Scottish/ British term for what Americans call bobby pins, the wire clips girls wear in their hair.

Girl 1: Oi, mate! Ya got any curvy grips? Ma hair's falling in ma face!
Girl 2: Sure babes here's some. Did ya ken people in the States call these bobby pins?

by mimibear96 September 16, 2012

sloth grip

The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.

Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.

by goony44 June 1, 2012

grip it an rip it

In golf, when u take out the driver and swing as hard as you can.

John Daly's famous for his grip it an rip it swing.

by i bark cuz im ur dawg July 10, 2006