B-rizzleness's definitions

three inch grip on a six inch turd

When you have to shit and half of it is already sticking out of your ass. See also "prarie dog" "one in the chamber"
and "turtle head sticking out"

"Yo Dave I got a three inch grip on a six inch turd." "Get off the shitter or I will shart myself".

by B-rizzleness December 16, 2006