Melinda Gates as ugly as she is really got luck with a 2.4 billion dollar payout. Man she is truly coyote ugly.
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Get the bill gates mug.Defines the gates (religious connotations) through which those souls of high virtue can pass once their bodily host deceases and they are admitted by St Peter.
A whole bunch of people died and came to heaven. They met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he directed them to a large tour bus behind them.
"Come on folks," he smiled, "It's time for your first tour around heaven."
So they all got on the bus, and Saint Peter was pointing out the sights as they went by. They came to a large, 12-foot tall brick wall, and he stopped the bus.
"Now, I'm going to ask you all to be very quiet as we go past this wall," Saint Peter said. All the people grudgingly complied, and they drove past the long, blank wall. When they got to the other side, someone asked:
"Saint Peter, why did we have to be quiet while going past that wall?"
"Oh," he laughed, "That's where all the Catholics are. They still think they're the only people up here."
"Come on folks," he smiled, "It's time for your first tour around heaven."
So they all got on the bus, and Saint Peter was pointing out the sights as they went by. They came to a large, 12-foot tall brick wall, and he stopped the bus.
"Now, I'm going to ask you all to be very quiet as we go past this wall," Saint Peter said. All the people grudgingly complied, and they drove past the long, blank wall. When they got to the other side, someone asked:
"Saint Peter, why did we have to be quiet while going past that wall?"
"Oh," he laughed, "That's where all the Catholics are. They still think they're the only people up here."
by mandrake64 February 29, 2004
Get the pearly gates mug.A lame school in Scituate, MA. Nobody gives a crap about anything but hooking up and getting wasted. There are a few kids that are nice but the total count is about 10. Most girls are sluts that will make out with anybody. Most girls wear disgustingly short shorts or jeans with rips on the thighs. Their tops are way too low cut and show much more than any guy wants to see (even the little man sluts). During the winter their uniform is uggs and a northface. Most girls are preppy bitches. Most guys only care about pot and their girlfriends.
People think they are so cool because they say “mad chill” or “ill.”
Most weekends are spent getting high or drunk and bragging to all of their friends.
Most people brag about bad grades such as a D-.
People here are stupid. They take craps on the bathroom floor and smoke weed in the bathroom too.
Most teachers suck but there are a few nice ones.
Most people here will:
abe a drug dealer
bbe a prostitute
cwork at McDonalds
People think they are so cool because they say “mad chill” or “ill.”
Most weekends are spent getting high or drunk and bragging to all of their friends.
Most people brag about bad grades such as a D-.
People here are stupid. They take craps on the bathroom floor and smoke weed in the bathroom too.
Most teachers suck but there are a few nice ones.
Most people here will:
abe a drug dealer
bbe a prostitute
cwork at McDonalds
by anonymous...654321 November 19, 2010
Get the Gates middle school mug.The General Agreement on the Trade in Services. This treaty of the World Trade Organisation entered effect in 1995 as a result of the Uruguay round of negotiations. It was created to extend multilateral trading systems to cover services as well as goods.
1: Hey guys! Don't discriminate against my providing services in your country!
2: Aha! Eat tariffs! My domestic service industry has an unfair advantage now!
1: GATS will protect me!
2: Oh god the GATS why me
2: Aha! Eat tariffs! My domestic service industry has an unfair advantage now!
1: GATS will protect me!
2: Oh god the GATS why me
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Get the Gates mug.a term for the negro population. short for the "n" word. also meaning homies riding dirty with "gats" or guns. also they may be blasting obscene racial comments and puff daddy songs.
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