gammon pocket

Derogatory word for the female reproductive system.

Jake: I totally filled that girl's gammon pocket last night

by lsav redeyes September 15, 2013

Gammon fodder

Fake news devised to incite reaction

Immigration as justification for Brexit is gammon fodder

by ScrivenerUK November 23, 2018

Gammon Flagon

A sizeable vagina that often froths itself a foamy head similar to that on a large flagon of ale.

My wife went on a run yesterday, before she got in the shower she had a right gammon flagon.

by DumbledoreFartsSoMuchCum April 29, 2019

Gaming

Gaming usually done in front of a screen is playing video games on a computer or console

Yo Steve my job is gaming

by pedo_____ May 22, 2019

gemming

The act of performance at the highest level in any situation.

Adverb.
*Can also be used in the verb tense ‘Gem’

Gemming: “Yo Chris was playing amazing last night, he was gemming it”

Gem: ‘Chris: “yo I’m about to gem this game tomorrow”’

by TheBuckets May 7, 2020

gaming masochist

A type of gamer that loves their games to make them suffer.

I am a gaming masochist I like a game to fuck me till I love it

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 September 20, 2020

gammonflake

Intolerant person with hard-line, right wing, sometimes facist beliefs. They are called as such as their face goes gammon or red in colour on becoming angry or upset, when someone dares to challenge their reactionary views or holds a view that contradicts their own. Derived from "snowflake", due to becoming as quickly or easily upset as a snowflake. However, gammonflakes, unlike a snowflake (who tend to be liberal or left wing), tend to become confrontational and aggressive rather than hide away. Gammonflake tendencies tend to be enhanced by the consumption of beer, whiskey or other similar alcoholic beverage. They are the antithesis of a snowflake.

Brian went "gammonflake", shouting with anger and going red in the face when the "Black Lives Matter" lesbian couple in his local bar said they understood why the slave owner's statue was pulled down and dumped in the water. "They're destroying our culture when they pull these statues down, he's a hero, patron and philanthropist of our city" ranted Brian as he slammed his fists on the table and split everyone's beer.

by Mackem_Beefy September 23, 2020