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Future

A really popular rapper. His real name is Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn, and he is known for songs like Mask Off, Fuck Up Some Commas and Poppin' Tags. He often collaborates with the producer DJ Esco. Also known as Future Hendrix.
I'm listening to the new Future song right now!
by TheRDJ64 June 2, 2018
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cock future

"If you didn't wanna knock her up, you should've invested in a cock future"
by Sex_Joke July 13, 2016
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futterwacken

Mad Hatter's trademark dance that was not only one of the most embarrassing and unnecessarily awkward moments in the history of cinema, but also the moment when Tim Burton's credibility as a director hit an all time low.

On that note, the actual man performing the dance, David "Elsewhere" Bernal, is actually a very talented and innovative dancer and is a treat to watch within the appropriate context.

In short, David's talent was used for evil.
*Alice kills Jabberwocky; Hatter performing Futterwacken*

Friend: "WOW. AWKWARD."
You: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"
by jinvapor December 4, 2010
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Future Sailors

Song stolen by Lance Dior and Horrold Boon from Vince Noir and Howard Moon from the Mighty Boosh. 3rd series.
'Future sailors. Electronice castaways...'
by Gemmy Dodger May 9, 2008
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futternucker

one who fences using the penis as his sword.
"Hey futternucker.....shall we duel?"
by Warrior Pop July 6, 2005
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Future Sex Offenders

Usually young, around 16 or younger.

Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.

Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.

Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.
girl 1 - "Omg he's looking again!"

girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"

girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"

Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."
by googleitlosers February 6, 2009
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futureproof

a futureproof "high-definition ready" HD DVD player.
by Ro Jones November 15, 2006
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