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National Kill a Freshman day 

today is the day that you kill a freshman. Try for it to be the least annoying freshman so everyone hates you.
Senior: hey it’s October 27th!
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*

Freshmanjr

A dude who stanks up the place with his H.B.O (Haitain body odour) & treats video games like its real life... Well sadly it is his real life cos the kid does fuck all else.. Apart from eating dirt cookies.
Man 1 - "dawg, what is that vile odour?"

Man 2 - "It's that Freshmanjr over there! Lets chase him down & whoop his ass"

Freshmanjr - "Don't make me run, I'll get wet patches under my breasts"
Freshmanjr by Shit Man Dolla February 3, 2010

freshmen freak-out

when a freshmen in high school has absolutely no clue whatsoever how to get to a certain class or area. during this stressful process, they go crazy sprinting through the hallways and yelling about how big their school is. this happens most of the time when the bell rings beginning a new class period. Freshmen freak-outs occur in the first few months of high school, until the freshmen adjusts to his or her surroundings. freshmen freak-outs are usualy expressed in bitter anger.
Carl was having a total freshmen freak-out when the hallways were totaly jammed and he still had no idea where his english class was.

Freshmanophobic 

An extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to high school freshmen
Andrea won’t answer texts from freshman because she’s freshmanophobic.

pocket freshmen 

new kids in the freshman class that are so small they could fit in your back pocket.
did you see those frosh over there, they're total pocket freshmen.
pocket freshmen by MOK69 November 27, 2011

pet freshmen 

When you are a sophomore or a higher grade and you meet freshmen who are obvious that they are freshmen. The freshmen are like pets because they're not used to being in high school like the sophomores and upperclassmen have experienced.
girl 1: look at those freshmen sitting at our table.

girl 2: yeah but they're my pet freshmen
pet freshmen by look at that chick January 11, 2013