Facchinetti

Facchinetti is a man who has a hook instead of a hand, called captain, must be followed at all costs.

Facchinetti got punched in the face by Mc Gregor, his wife said: "He flew like a handkerchief first on the table, then on the chair and then ending up on the floor, chilling!"

by CICCIOPASTICCIO November 21, 2021

Flaccid cucumber

Somebody who is considered absolutely amazing, the most nourishing person to be around.
Just amazing in every way possible including but not limited to beauty intelligence and humour.

"oh my god, I love you, you flaccid cucumber"

"He's such a flaccid cucumber, you just can't help but love him and his amazing individuality"

by AntoniusFeral December 3, 2021

frack major

to be a master at fracking

joey blew me so hard he must be a frack major

by rj_yktv March 23, 2022

Flaccidator

The man who sits between you and a girl at a party to stop you from hitting on her. The protector of women's chastity. Works better than a condom or pills or both.

"Man this Phil guy is such a flaccidator"

by OhWaitThatsYou May 3, 2022

Flaccidator

A guy who stops you from getting in with a girl. i.e. gets you flaccid

This Phil guy is such a flaccidator, jumped in between me and this chick last night.

by freedomdiver June 4, 2022

Flaccilation

The act of being forcefully made flaccid

The hammer dropping onto Steve caused him great flaccilation

by I fucked your bitch twice haha October 19, 2022

frack vipe

A perfectly nice innocent phrase, that everybody young and old can understand :)

Usually used as an adjective to describe someone nice.

“I’m the leader of this school and whatever I say goes” and frack vipe

by sexyslocombfans69 January 29, 2023