Flitter Botty

To curl off a fine turd whilst masturbating furiously, enjoying the muscle contractions of both orgasm and the secretion of said turd. A particular favourite of desperate scat porn fanatics or businessmen whom cannot find the free time to execute both acts separately.

"I'm gagging to go and empty my bowels, but what to do about this frighteningly pesky semi old chap?"

"Flitter botty?"

"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"

"Only if you wipe Rupert!"

by Third-nipple-joe November 1, 2009

Flatterned

An emotion that combines feeling flattered and flattened.

1)My obese friend fell on me and then said i was a comfy fall... she flatterned me.

2)When i got hit by that cement truck, it told me i was pretty and it flatterned me.

by Best nephew ever! April 26, 2011

Flatty

a person or thing with an abnormally flat butt.

gee wiz that boy is a flatty.

by The Three Wenches September 17, 2011

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

fluatbrit

a stan twitter legend. katycat/little monster. a furry (disgusting and gross) and should be locked up in prison for a VERY long time.

oh, no! fluatbrit tweeted again 🙄

by Rami's bitch October 11, 2020

Rascal Flatts

Replace for any common used swear word, only in oh **** situations. Note: Not to be confused for decent girly country band

Oh Rascal Flatts, I just stepped in dog shit.

by BMWkindaguy January 13, 2009

Flitty

An adjective used to describe someone as the combination of the words flighty and flakey.
(can also be used in verb form, "to flit")

That girl is so flitty, always loud and scrambling about, flitting from one thing to the next.

by Mars010 July 1, 2017