mental-floss

device used in an attempt to remove a disturbing mental picture.

It's gone! Someone deleted onion ring from the Urban Dictionary. I can put away my mental floss. That was just gross!

by Witchie-coo March 20, 2003

Dip Floss

to run away from the cops or someone

"O shit nigga its the cops! dip floss! dip floss!

by jballa3 November 10, 2006

Floss the brown tooth

When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle, and you proceed to take a shit on her back, then floss your ass with the girl's ponytail.

This move rates a 10/10 on the difficulty scale. If you or someone you know can pull this off, they instantly become a hero.

Mostly popular in Japan.

"My buddy Peet got bitch slapped for flossing the brown tooth with Maria last night. But goddamn is he my hero!"

"Tonight I'm going to floss the brown tooth with some one night stand"

by Skofe A. Lofe, Esq... September 29, 2009

Flosh

A person that thinks they are really sweet but actually have no reason to think that. They usually live in a dream world surrounded by people they think are their friends that but actually talk shit about them behind their backs. It's almost sad but none the less they are some of the easiest people in the world to lip. It gets frustrating after a while because they are so dillusional that they often don't take you insults to heart. These people are usually overweight girls who think they are wicked because they hang out with the popular crowd...but people just use them for parties and a place to drink and trash.

See that fat bitch Jenny over in the caf, she thinks all those people like her but their just gonna trash her house like every weekend. Flosh!!!!!

by Jared Scott February 21, 2006

flos

Term abbreviated as 'frikin' lickin' over spaz'....sorta like an overspaz...originated from rahul and yurtesh (pronounced floz)

1.fuck u, ur sucha flos....
2.we're gna flos u!! (wen u spazticate sum1...)

by Rahul and Yurtesh October 13, 2006

flooshflag

Totally and utterly lacking in chase.

Dude, he's such a freakin flooshflag. If he were 300 times cooler maybe id think about considering being his friend

by ziggulator November 15, 2007

Flooshing

The act of moving at a fast, but confusing, pace.

"Erica took an ecstacy pill and started flooshing all over the house."

by Nigelfloosh October 8, 2009