floppy face

the facial expression that comes from being belligerently drunk or stoned

"what's up with jim?"

"oh, he's just got that tequila-based floppy face."

"oooohh... we should totally join him"

by firebowlfighter August 20, 2010

floppy disc

loose, flappy, nasty pussy

That hoe got some floppy disc. That shit been around the world

by Beth A. December 29, 2007

floppy dick syndrome

Floppy dick syndrome is an occurance where by a man who has a rather large penise wears athletic jogging pants or shorts but does not wear supportive under garments which causes his penis and testicles to becom free and floppy as he walks. Causing the appearance of a floppy dicke

Large genital/floppy dick syndrome men at gyms and jogging... Ewwww that guy must have floppy dick syndrome...

by Sir Floppy Dick November 18, 2013

Florida Floppy Dick

An old Floridian pedophile man who is incapable of getting an erection and is forced to use Viagra

That man in the windowless van is a Florida Floppy Dick

by watchmeown654 December 19, 2011

Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.

I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.

by T-bone February 2, 2004

Floppy Dick Drive

This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt.

Floppy Dick Drive
Women: "Is it in?"
Man: "erm..."

by Jacksc2 July 5, 2006

format my floppy

Old-school geek talk...refers to the geeky male's desire for his penis (floppy) to be stimulated sexually until he ejaculates (format).

Yeah, baby, you can format my floppy anytime. Wanna play World of Warcraft?

by DirkD January 24, 2007