floating your boat

to praise one self or one's abilities and/or skills

person 1: i am the greatest guitarist ever
person 2: would you quit floating your boat?!?

by a.m. de silva July 16, 2008

Root Beer Float

The act of taking a horrific shit where the feces bubbles up like a root beer float; frothy and juicy.

"Dude, I ate so much Taco Bell I had to run home and have a root beer float!"

by adamdawg81 May 19, 2010

root beer float

When one is ass railing a person the cums in the persons ass, pulls out and the reciever farts causing jizim to come out and float to the surface of the asshole.

I was ass fucking this whore bag and i nutted in her butt and she had a root beer float.

by Jimbo the clown September 27, 2005

Floating Rock Mentality

A nihilistic mentality which mostly teenagers use to belittle and dismiss any tasks they have as unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Most often used by people who aren't actually nihilistic or mentally ill but by dick heads (usually teenagers) who don't want to do 2 pages of homework.

Dude 1: Dude, you're failing every single class. I can help you with homework if you want!
Dude 2: We live on a floating rock, I don't care
Dude 1: Not the floating rock mentality. dude, it's not that hard.

by A.Aron March 15, 2021

Root Beer Float

While receiveing the ever so popular "Rim Job", a man blows a wet "Shart" (The act of farting shit) into a females face, then quickly rolling over and "Polishing one off" (The act of quickly forceing ones self to ejactulate) into the females face, thus creating the brown, acting as the rootbeer, and white, acting as the ice cream.

Sara, "That sure was a great Root Beer float Thomas, but boy was it messy!"

by Brandon Grimme December 21, 2007

the root beer float

The act of doing anal and having the femael gender shit on your dck clean it with her mouth and then keep it on her mouth and then you cum on your chest and then she spits it on your chest: The rooot bear float

man ishe really lovess the root beer float

by Soy Sause November 30, 2017

dead man's float

Having intercourse where doggy is attemped, but failed, but not necsessarily a complete fail. This is whereupon the female on lying belly down with her arms and legs in star poistion and the male is giving to her from behind.

"Joe tried doggy, but I was tired. At least I gave him dead man's float. I took a nap."

by Nora69duuude February 18, 2009