flanking

1) closely coming up behind someone
2) screwing someone from behind

Girlfriend) I got kinda scared during my morning jog through the park trails today. I wish you had been there.
Boyfriend) Oh yeah? You jog there by yourself everyday. What happened today that was so scary?
Girlfriend) There was some weirdo jogging that I've never seen before and he was totally flanking me!
Boyfriend ) Well, next time mace his ass if he gets that close to you!

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Guy 1} My girlfriend keeps complaining that her ass is getting big. I've told her it looks great but she doesn't believe me. What do I do?
Guy 2) Man, sounds like she just needs a good flanking!

Guy 1) Good idea! Maybe then she'll get the point that I really do like her behind, from behind. lol

by Get Back Jack February 12, 2018

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Fracking

the process of injecting liquid at high pressure into subterranean rocks, boreholes, etc., so as to force open existing fissures and extract oil or gas.

Can also be used sexually.
Eg

Aadam: I’m gonna frack you so hard tonight
Anjali: wtf you creep
Anjali: *calls 911*
Aadam: now I’m in jail, send nudes
#fracking2018

by DickySnake February 15, 2018

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Flanking

When you have sex with somebody on a harder but not so personal level.

"How did it go with Kim last night?" Yeah, I flanked her away."
to flank
to be flanked
to be flanking (eg at the moment)
to have flanked

by BlaloMeid February 17, 2018

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Fracking injunction

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NOUN.
The ability to delegitimise peaceful protest with corporate law to enable a multinational toxic corporation to poison a landscape, causing earthquakes & cancers.

You can stick your fracking injunctions up tour arse

by Insp Gadget June 16, 2018

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