Pertaining to the appearance of Terry Nutkins' hand after an otter called Edal bit off his fingers. Not to be confused with Beadle hand.
by ALCT June 30, 2012
Get the Finger knucklemug. The inability to type intelligible words or sentences, particularly on a smart phone device. This inability stems from a number of factors to include: 1). Your fingers are too fat to operate the device properly. 2). You are too drunk to operate the device properly. 3). You just don’t know how to spell or type to begin with.
WTF was that message you sent me, I could not understand it. You must have had a serious case of Groos-Fingers.
by McPeePee November 6, 2010
Get the Groos-Fingersmug. Tenderness and soreness a beginner guitarist experiences on the fingers of the non strumming hand (from holding down strings). Blisters can appear but usually abate after calluses develop.
Guy: I just started playing guitar a few weeks ago.
Girl: OMG finger me!
Guy: Not such a good idea...I've got some badass guitar fingers.
Girl: OMG finger me!
Guy: Not such a good idea...I've got some badass guitar fingers.
by grovecityfan1 October 3, 2008
Get the Guitar Fingersmug. When your finger accidently slips through the wad of toilet paper after a particularly moist, wet deuce drop.
Despite his effort to the contrary, Frank's finger slipped through the wad of toilet paper mid-wipe and left him with a tar finger until he could finish and wash off.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
Get the Tar Fingermug. To finger your bed mate while you are falling asleep or are already asleep. This has two possible scenarios. 1. The individual doing the fingering begins to finger the bed mate's clitoris and suddenly falls asleep without notice. 2. One individual starts to finger the other's clitoris while both individuals are asleep. As a side note, it is not uncommon for the one being fingered to get aroused while the one doing the fingering is not even actually awake.
Dan and amanda are together in bed...
1. Dan consciously rolls towards Amanda in bed and begins fingering her clitoris.
Amanda beings to get aroused.
Dan suddenly falls asleep with his hand on Amanda's clitoris or in her vagina.
2. Dan and Amanda are both fast asleep...
Dan rolls over towards Amanda and begins to finger Amanda while they are both sleeping
**Amanda awakens aroused to find Dan fully asleep (sleep fingering her).
1. Dan consciously rolls towards Amanda in bed and begins fingering her clitoris.
Amanda beings to get aroused.
Dan suddenly falls asleep with his hand on Amanda's clitoris or in her vagina.
2. Dan and Amanda are both fast asleep...
Dan rolls over towards Amanda and begins to finger Amanda while they are both sleeping
**Amanda awakens aroused to find Dan fully asleep (sleep fingering her).
by DamandaInSF January 21, 2014
Get the Sleep Fingermug. Hey braaaaahhhh. Take a whiff of my jolly fingers.
Broooohhh. Your mom left me with a sweetest jolly fingers last night.
Broooohhh. Your mom left me with a sweetest jolly fingers last night.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
Get the Jolly Fingersmug. 