file

To throw it in the bin.

Send me the incident report and I’ll file it.

Send me the info and I’ll put it in the file.

by RAVENLOTUSVEELA84 December 6, 2022

joint file

A way to say lets go smoke a joint without anyone raising suspicion about what your doing.

Yo mark lets go work on that joint file later.

by Sandman meme September 22, 2016

darren bush files

Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.

At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.

by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018

PDF File

If you are 18 years of age or older and are involved in sexual activities with underage children, or have urges to do so with children.

You remember that guy named Chad?
Yeah I remember him!
Well, he's a PDF File. He was an adult and he went after that young girl sexually!

by Arlo Pelley May 22, 2025

file mingon

Illiterate spelling of Filet Mignon. Usually seen in areas populated by westerners on menus of cheap restaurants run by people originating from the middle-east, though this is a generalisation.

"Helo Sir, welcome welcome, Hamid's fresh and fast food, check out great new file mingon for only 19$"

by TheFatherOfNames June 19, 2017

Epstein Files

The Epstein files are something the US government refuses to release, because it would incriminate too many wealthy and powerful people from across the globe.

Release the Epstein files, Donald, you kid diddler.

by This is my handle okay July 17, 2025

get a file

a geek way of saying "get a life" (anagram coined by Chulimasia)

-during the 14 day trial of WoW i didn't sleep at all
-d00d, get a file !

by chulimasia November 26, 2009