guy 1: hey do you know no file
guy 2: yeah man he's an epic gamer that i admired to be
guy 1: yeah no cap
guy 2: yeah man he's an epic gamer that i admired to be
guy 1: yeah no cap
by not file June 1, 2021
Get the No Filemug. by THE ALPHA FEMALE May 21, 2018
Get the the Rockford filesmug. The John Doe of files, or, better yet, the Art Vandelay of files. Used to describe slacking off on purpose or due to not knowing how to do the thing which you are procrastinating, in reference to it's origin ( 90s TV Sitcom "Seinfeld") in which George Costanza is assigned the Penske File and slacks off on it instead of doing any work, since he has no idea of what to make of it.
"Yeah, I got this job out of total luck, I don't even know what to make of it. Guess I'll be working on a Penske file then"
by Mr. KnowVeryLittle May 26, 2024
Get the Penske filemug. An account, file or application that cannot be resolved. Due to legal reasons there is no way to complete or reject the work requested.
by Barnacle file April 16, 2019
Get the Barnacle Filemug. A haunted file is a file in a law firm where something bad happens every time it is touched almost as if the spirits are angry.
Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?"
Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend."
Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?"
Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar"
Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you"
Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification.
Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting"
Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?"
Mike: "Yeah how did you know?"
Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"
Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?"
Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend."
Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?"
Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar"
Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you"
Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification.
Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting"
Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?"
Mike: "Yeah how did you know?"
Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"
by TheSpazFromRainman March 13, 2022
Get the Haunted Filemug. He is the giver of files. The ultimate member of og file hub. He is always nice to everyone and always will pertain to be.
Eventually there will be a younger crab to take over the file crab place as the true #1 file giver.
Eventually there will be a younger crab to take over the file crab place as the true #1 file giver.
by FileCrab January 4, 2024
Get the File Crabmug. by VanDyke Brown September 9, 2015
Get the Faux-filemug.