felch diva

A female that enjoys felching and exhibits a diva-like attitude.

Tabatha, you've been felching all day long and your such a bitch. You're such a felch diva.

by Robert Fitzpatrick May 4, 2004

felcher

Felcher: Someone who cums in a woman ass, then sucks it out with (or without) a straw.

After he blew a load in her ass, he felchered it all up with a straw. MMM MMM GOOD!

by Keli Marie December 28, 2005

Felcher

When a gay man first ejaculates in his partner's ass,then sucks out his own cum

Those two fags are felcher's for sure

by DickMc73 September 28, 2008

Felcher

Someone who ejaculates in a womens rectum or buttocks crack and then, so aroused by semen, but not wanting to admit a allure presented by other males, sucks his own semen up thru a straw.

Brooks W. often cleveland steamers M.M, and then likes his own Spiked Milk out of her crack. She then does a simmilar act to him.

by M from the peg February 1, 2005

Felching Party

A party --- all male, all female, or co-ed --- where everyone draws straws to determine each person's role. A person is selected by straws to be entered vaginally (female) or anally (male or female) by a train of dudes who each leave a deposit of their man-seed in them. One "lucky" person, determined by straw drawing, takes his or her straw and inserts it, after all deposits are made, and sucks out the gooey mess left inside.

John: Hey, Linda, we missed you at the Felching Party last night. It was a blast!

Linda: I know! I heard Rod Stewart was there and had indigestion from drinking all the baby-batter that was blown into Nicky.

by SL_808 March 27, 2013

COLOSTOMY FELCHING

Felching, but throgh a colostomy

Sarah's husband was not overly fond of colostomy felching her when her bag was full.

by Captain Keeser December 20, 2002

cradle of filth

Here's the way I see it.

Cradle of Filth are british (well, not all the members but COF was formed in britain and Dani is british and most of the origional members were british so they are british).

And British metal bands like to do things slightly differently than American metal bands. Take Iron Maiden for example, they were around the same time as Metallica, they are both Heavy Metal bands and yet sound very different.

Cradle Of Filth are a British version of Death / Black Metal. Their music and themselves has all the qualities a black / death metal band needs to to be picky why don't we called them BBM / BDM (british black / death metal).


Anyway, I think COF are an amazing band, just discovered them 6 months ago and allready I am well into their music. I started by listening to songs like: Presents From The Poison Hearted, Her Ghost In The Fog, Saffron's Curse and Cruelty Bought Thee Orchids.

I recommend COF to anyone who is into gothic type music and lyrics, someone who into bands from HIM to Slipknot could like COF. Hell! I am into many different bands and still like COF, amoungst my CD collection is: iron maiden, white / rob zombie, marilyn manson, HIM, slipkot, s.o.a.d, disturbed, murderdolls.

so this just shows that wotever type of metal you're into there's always a place for Cradle Of Filth in your collection who are currently at the top of my CD pile :)

Nymphetamine is coming this September ! ! ! that's just 2 months ! ! !

by robert July 7, 2004