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Worship My Feet 

A term used when pampering and caring for someone else, and their feet in a sexual manner that is pleasing, relaxing, and erotic. (Usually asked for by a person with power, force, wealth, or beauty. Sometimes all four)
Female Boss: You were late. And once again, I had to do your work today. I am tired of this.

Worker: I'm so sorry!!! What can I do! I really need this job!

Female Boss: *laughs*. I know you do. From today until eternity, you will worship the ground I walk on. You are going to be my foot bitch. You are going to massage, caress, suck, and lick them every day after work as long as you have this job. You will be required to make visits to my home during hours I would like on certain occasions as well. NOW. My pantyhose have made my perfect pedicured feet very hot, and my heels have made them sore. Get on your knees, and worship my feet until I say otherwise, slave.

Slave/Worker/Foot Bitch/Servant: Yes, my queen. I will worship your feet. It is my new life meaning.

Female Boss: *Evil Smirk*
Worship My Feet by LikeWTF December 19, 2012
Related Words

stanky feet 

Feet that smell worse than just "stinky"
Damn, Lou, you got some stanky feet!

Deadbabies Feet 

When something in a picture takes away the sexiness or hotness of something else.

Referring to the movie "A Door in the Floor" starring Jeff Bridges in which the character Eddie has to cover up Jeff Bridges characters dead sons feet in a picture with his wife so he can jack off to her.
The Little Girl: Where are the feet?

Jeff Bridges: Sorry, we show her these pictures a lot, she gets upset if we don't show her. Goodnight Eddie.

Eddies (internal dialogue that I made up): I wouldn't have to if your dead babies feet weren't such a cock block! Freaking deadbabies feet!
Deadbabies Feet by HotRollaSizzle February 19, 2009

Festy-Feet 

What your feet look like after a music festival without wearing shoes for a few days. You step in anything you can think of and have burns and cuts all over them, these feet are known as festy feet.
Today's the last day of this festival and after 4 days I've got a bad case of Festy-Feet!
Festy-Feet by Serial32 September 7, 2009

Florida Feet 

When the bottom of your feet have calluses, dirt, and are tough from rarely wearing shoes when walking outside. Usually found in places such as Florida.
Duuude after staying at the beach all summer I've got serious florida feet!
Florida Feet by Chachacharmin! July 24, 2011

washing feet 

Performing acts of disgraceful subservience; To serve another, shamefully. You are below this person. You lower yourself to washing their filthy feet out of unworthiness.

Also used to describe any situation you are guilted or forced into.
"Yeah my boss wanted me to work late tonight but im not washing any feet."

"He's like her little slave, every time I call him to chill he is busy washing feet."

"Those first couple of years at a new job you have to wash feet for a while until you earn your place."

"This is bullshit, now I'm spending the weekend washing feet with her damn family"
washing feet by MountCyanide September 15, 2013