by Mud farmer October 24, 2020
When a male ejaculates into his bellybutton, and allows it to dry. Once fully dry they proceed to remove it with clumps of hair, making it look like freshly up rooted potatoes.
by CyferGreen November 08, 2021
persona taken occasionally by emcees which sounds a lot like Elmer Fudd. Use a helium-kinda voice and use many filller syllables, especially "miggity-mo"
CeeLo did the farmer man well when acting as MC Prime.
There is also an excellent example somewhere on "Bizzare Ride II" by The Pharcyde.
There is also an excellent example somewhere on "Bizzare Ride II" by The Pharcyde.
by TreeWeezel May 04, 2011
the act of blowing one's nose without a kleenex. this is typically done one nostril at a time by using the thumb to pinch off one nostril while blowing hard to clear out the opposite nostril. the procedure is then reversed to complete the act.
this is known, ironically, as the "farmer's kleenex" because farmers typically don't carry tissues with them in the field, so they just use this "tissue-less" method instead.
this is known, ironically, as the "farmer's kleenex" because farmers typically don't carry tissues with them in the field, so they just use this "tissue-less" method instead.
dude, i really have to blow my nose...do you have any tissues on you?
no man...looks like you'll have to use the farmer's kleenex!
no man...looks like you'll have to use the farmer's kleenex!
by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) June 01, 2005
A man who farms potato.
A boy who resembles a potato.
A man who would rather talk to potatos than go on proper dates.
A man who lives with potatoes.
A boy who resembles a potato.
A man who would rather talk to potatos than go on proper dates.
A man who lives with potatoes.
by BeezyFinestBeezy August 03, 2006
A male who cant perform in bed properly or should i say at all. no foreplay no rubbing or touching of any kind. just sticks his cock in there and has a few quick thrusts and "sorry girls" its all over with a grunt. like a farmer herding cattle or ploughing crops, in and out with no effort and the bare minimum of work..seems to be either young males that are too damm stupid to know any better or older males that have complex issues about females. Sad though because most farmer fucks actually think they are really good in bed and act like "players" to their friends. leaves girls very unsatisfied and frustrated and most times straight into the arms of a "Non Farmer Fuck" thus leading to more emotional scars for the poor farmer who will never learn any better.
Unfortunatley you cant determine a farmer untill after you have shagged them.
A male version of a "starfish fuck"
Unfortunatley you cant determine a farmer untill after you have shagged them.
A male version of a "starfish fuck"
Girl1 "oh man!! i had the worst shag last night"
Girl2 "whys that?"
Girl1 "He didnt do anything, and i mean anything!! and it lasted not even minute"
Girl2 "oh no!!you had a farmer fuck"
Girl2 "whys that?"
Girl1 "He didnt do anything, and i mean anything!! and it lasted not even minute"
Girl2 "oh no!!you had a farmer fuck"
by candyfloss June 24, 2007
by Richalex May 01, 2006