facepost

a facebook post. or a quick way to say your going to add a new post to your facebook board

I just saw an informercial that was awesome I just had to make a facepost about it!

by DustINCREDIBLE December 8, 2010

FACEPLANT

When someone plasters private information about you all over Facebook.

Grandma Faceplant's the fact that you're pregnant WAY before you want anyone to know

by ajpf November 5, 2010

Faceurfing

The act of browsing facebook.

Friend #1: hey, have you heard from C. Brown lately?
Friend #2: yeah, I found him on facebook while I was faceurfing.

I faceurf every night so I can see what my friends have been up to.

I Faceurfed and found many old friends.

by ElleAB May 10, 2011

facepooping

facepooping- the act of facebooking while on the toilet via mobile devices or laptops or some such portable means!!!

I saw that my friend added me to some random group he made up, while facepooping this morning!!

by dliteoflife August 7, 2011

facepizza

Typically when a male or female has acne on their face, so much that it begins to resemble a pizza.

"Ew, she has facepizza."

"Look at Bob's facepizza. Gross."

by Fake TOMS July 1, 2012

Faceploitation

The act of exploiting tragedies on Facebook to earn "Likes", or to come across as a compassionate person.

"Constance posted a photo of a kitten praying for the shooting victims on Facebook just to call attention to herself. "

"Yeah, she doesn't even know them. It's obviously just Faceploitation."

by Samo3113 April 15, 2013

facespacing

The act of invading someone's personal space in order to spy on their Facebook page.

You: Holy shit, will you quit hovering over my shoulder?
Obnoxious friend: Hang on, go back. Who is that chick?
You: That's my mom. Stop facespacing me, seriously.

by Visari01 August 20, 2013