LANE FLUID

A driver who transitions fluidly between driving lanes on the road, often times driving simultaneously in multiple lanes.
No, that wasn't reckless driving officer, I just identify as lane fluid.
by niggman star33 June 14, 2024
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Liquid light fluid

The substance that is in the traffic lights that disappear when you travel beneath them.
Traffic lights that appear as though they have "liquid light fluid" in them when you pass under them.
by Johnnyfingers July 17, 2009
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fluid transparency

Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.

Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.

Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
by AzarielShayd February 24, 2020
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bumpah fluid

a fake thing said in automotive shops
Hey man i need some bumpah fluid for this broken bumper
by Brandallberry November 08, 2017
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Triple fluid cocktail

When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.
Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.
by Dezmuz May 25, 2016
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Canon Fluid

Not pedantic about the established canon for fandom. You love the fandom, and are able to enjoy where the new versions take you.
"Weren't they still enemies then? Oh, this is not canon, but that is okay. I am Canon Fluid."
by Ballalucci June 19, 2022
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Sexy-Fluid

Any kind of fluid that is produced in the act of sexual intercourse. A much better way of saying sperm, seamen, jizz, nut, secretion, vaginal fluid, etc.
Guy 1: Will John care if I crash in his bed tonight?
Guy2: Probably not, but i wouldn't. His sheets are probably engulfed in sexy-fluid.
by K-DOG March 07, 2014
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