resting bartender face

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling

That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off

by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017

Get the horse out of your face

a slang expression coined in the early 21st century used to express annoyance or objection to what someone else is saying. Used first by professor Myndia Biznesse when reprimanding disrespectful students in his general knowledge and philosophy class. The term is frequently spoken with an accent imitating professor Biznesse, who is of Italian decent. Sometimes, when quoting him, the word "horse" is spelled "hoasse" or "hosse", "out of" is substituted with "outta", and "your face" with "ya face". This is to further emulate Biznesse's strong accent.

Jerry, you always run your mouth because you think you're so smart. Get the horse out of your face.

by hollanatme January 27, 2010

fuck face McGee

Some really annoying person, usually an attention whore; a general insult that is a step up from bitch or something similar

"Hey guys! Look what I can do!"
"Shut up, fuck face McGee

by 217891 March 2, 2009

Face-Creep

When someone studies peoples posts on Facebook (Comments, pictures, status updates) to the point to where they know everything about a persons life, without ever talking to that person. A classic Face-creeper is known to know way more about a victim than the victims best friends know about him.

Phil: "Who knows where Kelsey is?"

Sid: "Oh. Kelsey is soo totally bored while grounded for getting a D+ on her math final."

Doug: "What?!... When did you talk to her? I didnt even know you guys talk that much.."

Sid: "Kelsey added me last week on facebook. Did you not see her latest 8 updates?

Doug and Phil: "FACE-CREEPER"

by RiotROy! April 8, 2010

facebarf

(noun)

1. an act or instance of disgorging entire conversations about facebook

(verb)

2. to spew facebook related topics excessively from your mouth until the point of annoyance

Lame Girl 1: "blah blah blobbity blah facebook blah"

Lame Girl 2: "oh blah? facebook blah blah blaaaaaaaaah facebook blah blah blah

Eavesdropping Hipster: "man those two are facebarfing all over my ears"

by HONKYSAUCE March 3, 2011

face spackle

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I put enough face spackle on her to sheetrock and wall.

by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

face air

When you remove your mask after stepping outside you get amazing FACE AIR!!

damn that face air is so fresh, ive had this mask on all day!

by sarah's funny February 14, 2021