t.d.t.f

T.D.T.F. stands for Too Drunk To Function. When you are so intoxicated it is almost impossible to even walk or talk. Usually used when someone doesn't want to say "too drunk to function"

"Look at her falling over, she is so T.D.T.F!"

"Tonight we are getting T.D.T.F!"

by Akadot March 9, 2009

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F.I.D.

Fucking Illinois Driver

Wisconsinites hate F.I.D.'s

by CJ08 November 7, 2008

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F.D.R fricker • D.F.F. • F'd in the A • F.D.A.U. • F.D.H • f'd in the A with a big rubber D • F.D.L.B. • f.d.g.b. • F'd up • F.T.F.D.

F.A.D.E.D

= Fresh All Day Every Day
used to describe yourself, someone else, or something.

"status"
#F.A.D.E.D

Talking about someone who cuts hair- "He'll leave you F.A.D.E.D"

by BabyV27 May 16, 2012

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D.T.F.A.B.

down to fuck a bitch ;)

Angel:aye mowglie, im D.T.F.A.B., are you?

Mowglie: nah not right now, i still needa sing the bear necessities with fuckin baloo:/

by Angelkhfgjh June 20, 2008

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F.S.D., also known as Fake Scene Dome, applies to little teenybopper girls who believe they are "hardcore". Most of these girls come from Keokuk or Macomb and where shirts that generally have bands like "The Devil Wears Prada" or "Bury The Ocean". These girl are known for the dome that they give to the players in these hardcore bands after the show. We do not yet know if they give this "Dome" because they like it or they want to be hard.

Person 1 - "Hey man how was the Bury the Ocean show last night.
Person 2 - "It was alright, except for all the F.S.D. girls from Keokuk.

by Sam[Kablam!] April 1, 2008

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