Evan

An annoying piece of shit that can't learn to his shut mouth

Evan

by smellypranks April 23, 2019

Evan

A chill guy who's bisexual and has the biggest cock around.

man 1: Hey did you see Evan around?
girl: Yeah I fucked him last night
man 2: Oh really? I fucked him last week

by that one bi kid November 26, 2020

Evan

An ugly man with a small penis

Man he has to be named evan

by Superstriker104 September 22, 2016

Evan

A nice guy who is medium height and brown wavy hair. He is the friend of the captain of the hockey team and gets rejected by the girls but always has friend who likes him he is the guy girls get to hookup with. Evan is a athlete and tries to impress. Evan is an all around good guy

Kali: who's that over there next to Keith he's good looking

Abby: that's so a Evan

by 1001question1001 August 15, 2015

Evan

Evan is a guy with an incredibly small penis usually grows hair long and looks like a pussy

OMG Evan is such a pussy

by Dylan Kettle May 29, 2016

Evan

A manulative fucking cunt. He is the singular most narcissistic prick you’ll ever meet. He’s so controlling and fucked up in the head. He always plays the victim card when he messes up which is all the time. He try’s too boss ppl around and gets mad when no one listens too him. He’s a jealous untrustworthy faggot. He thinks his penis is God’s gift too the planet and should honestly be a sex offender. He belongs in prison

Evan is gay

by Uhaveasmallpenis January 14, 2019

Evan

A stupid annoying incredibly low iq (40) person usually no one likes him and almost all the time when they get a girlfriend they get dumped right away.

Evan is dumb.

by Dumb boy 123 December 31, 2019