egging the mailman

code, means to masturbate

Jon-"Dood Antonio has been in there for a while"
Ryan-"Yeah man he's egging the mailman"

by Ryan000 June 24, 2007

Never Ending Story

TURN AROUND, LOOK AT WHAT U SEEEEEEEEEEEEE, IN HER FACE A MIRROR OF UR DEEEEAAAAAMMMMMSSSS

RANDOM DUDE: Ay yo, whats that killer song
YOU: NEVER ENDING STORY BISH

by introverted sock November 4, 2019

Domestic Engineer

a term for a housewife or stay at home mom. (or dad)

My mom doesn't work in an office, she's a domestic engineer.
Domestic Engineers don't get enough credit for all the work they do in the house.

by maryf September 16, 2008

Thomas The Tank Engine

A dope ass mothafuckin train. Many people ship him with Percy, that one green twink engine.

"Bro, that episode of Thomas The Tank Engine was lit af."

" Yeah nigga it was danker than my kush. "

by DemDankMemz October 3, 2018

Edging

When you tease a person just enough to frustrate them but not enough for them to explode at you. After they calm down you tease them even more bringing them right to their boiling point without pushing them over the edge. Proper edging over the course of a day leaves them mentally incapacitated and unable to summon the energy to explode.

I was edging Max so hard earlier when I told him he had a Red Bull addiction. I'm gonna edge him even more later today after he's forgotten about it.

by Dreamscape009 July 17, 2021

edging

Coming nearly close to climax or ejaculation,then purposefully stopping sexual stimulation in order to delay the same, so that the ultimate climax will be more intense. Unlike the other two definitions of "edging" so far included in this dictionary, it is not a practice necessary inclusive of masturbation ("wanking"), but is also practiced amongst homosexual (and, I suppose, heterosexual) partners/couples.

"As we were edging,every time I got close to cumming, I'd withdraw and wait until immediate passion passed, and he would do the same, until neither of us could tolerate it any longer, and we both shot our loads: mine in his mouth, and his on my abdomen.

by hot bob February 4, 2008

Squirt engine

A mixed drink made from the grapefruit flavored pop, Squirt, and gin.

"All I have to drink is gin and squirt."
"Shit, make a squirt engine."
"What's in it?"
"Squirt and gin. It will get you fucking rolling."

by Speeditdown February 27, 2007