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pa dukes

A phrases referring to your father
pa dukes found my pornos under my bed
by bspalax08 September 18, 2008
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Duke University

Institution of higher learning located in Durham, NC. Home to intelligent, competitive, party-loving people who like basketball a whole lot. Arguably one of the best schools in the nation, and one of the hardest to get into.
"Duke University just beat UNC in basketball. Go Blue Devils!"
by LJ 1210 October 19, 2005
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Arch Duke

A term for an abnormally sized shit, typically even larger than a duke. Arch is used in order to emphasize size and the significance of the occasion
Person 1: Man you were in the bathroom for 15 minutes, what were you doing?!

Person 2: uuugh, I just had to drop an Arch Duke in there, try to avoid stall #3
by -tye- April 1, 2009
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Duke Gianni

A very well Athletic black male, quite ripped, Loves to clean or be with friends all day. Most of all spends most of his time reading and sharing the gospel and Jesus is Dukes #1. Yet is only into girls with beautiful brown eyes, wears glasses and loves Jesus too and she has to adore kids also :)
Chandra: is that duke!??
Jealous man: no way!!
Duke Gianni: hey Gorgeous ;D
by Duke Gianni May 13, 2019
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Hump Duke

When your hitting that pussy good and you are beating them guts so hard with your pumps she gotta take a shit after. Ya literally fuck her shit outta her.
I fucked Rachel so hard last night braaahhh she had to run take a hump duke as soon as I busted my nut.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
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Authoritative Duke

When the media or other gatekeepers of acceptable discourse want to discredit an idea or an individual, without themselves making any negative or critical comments directly, they find a morally detestable character to endorse the person or idea, thus manufacturing guilt by association with a person they would otherwise never consult, or give credence to their opinion. That poisonous proxy is known as an "Authoritative Duke", after David Duke, a man who would never be part of a mainstream political discussion except to be a tool to ritually contaminate an enemy of the media. David Duke, being quite powerless on his own, is a willing participant in the charade, because it conveys a false sense of authority on him whereas otherwise he is an untouchable.
"The new outrage is ready for us to amplify, but I'm afraid most people won't be outraged. If we reporters speak out against it, then it will show our bias too strongly. We need an Authoritative Duke so people know what side of the issue good people are supposed to be on," opined Reporter One.
"So, call Richard Spencer back on?" queried Reporter Two.
"Yes, exactly, he'll be thrilled," resolved Reporter One.
by 8mmDevil October 13, 2019
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Bob and Duke

When she or he is on all fours, slobbing and bobbing ravenously on your engorged, rigid knob all while they simultaneously drop a long, juicy turd that lands on the floor with a notable soft thud.
I can’t help but bust a thick nut every time she does the Bob and Duke.

We couldn’t make it back to the hotel room so we did a Bob and Duke in the fire escape.
by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
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