Ducky

A short, fat, insane person who constantly lies and wears diapers. Ducky's will walk funny. On chicken nugget day at school, Ducky's will run to the cafe in a pathetic attempt to be the first in line, but fail. A Ducky will make threats consisting of murder, drugs, birds, smuggling, household situautions, school shootings, and family/friends

"Did you see Ducky run to the cafe? I told him it was chicken nugget day."

"Ducky told everyone in class he smuggled a bird from mexico"

"Ducky said he would put a note on the ceiling if he were to shoot up the school."

by McCocklesniesnebennet January 25, 2009

durkey

When an idiot trying to say turkey fucks up entirely and says durkey.

"That is one big motherfucking durkey."

by jesusishere January 22, 2009

ducker

replacing the word "fucker" in an email so as it will not be flagged in the email filter at the office

Nate: "Are we still doin lunch today at Hooters?"

Mikey: "for sure, I'll meet you duckers at the bar, it's friday, we can get duckin wasted."

Nate: "Duck yeah"

by mikeyo97 April 29, 2009

duckegg

Someone who is useless

Nigel couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery, he's a fuckin' duckegg.

by Hairy Balls Steven Poop June 30, 2016

donald ducked

When one person pulls down the trousers of another, leaving them dressed from the waist up, like Donald Duck.

She was in the kitchen and I totally donald ducked her from behind.

by daisyduck88 July 6, 2011

Duckly

Adjective describing someone who was once an Ugly Duckling, but grew up to be someone attractive. In the right light and wrong angle, however, no matter how much makeup they use, you can still see that inner, ugly duckling; making them DUCKLY.

Abernathy: "There's just something about that girl that's, I dunno, not exactly ugly, but not as pretty as she thinks."

Jonathan: "Yeah, I see what you mean, she's kind of duckly."

by xaerotica April 23, 2009

duckerate

To turn into a duck, make something out of a duck

Boy: Hey, you wanna go down to the pond and duckerate the geese?
Guys: COOL!

by Blubbernug12 January 12, 2010