douchebag

The quintessential douchebag, such a look is given for trying to suck the pants off a fellow douchebag saying " I start to pucker, 'cuz I'm a cock sucker."
From what I've read they aren't happy unless going balls deep into each others mouths and licking the corn off the other guys dipsticks after a big ass plundering.

beachnative420 6 minutes ago

Hey look at that douchebag, he's got shit on his lips, RUN?

by big bill1223 July 13, 2010

douchebag

A person who is a total ballsack that you despise and ticks you off. He occasionally may fuck you for his enjoyment and your pain. it is also your penis.

My parole officer is a fucking douchebag!

I just got raped by a douchebag!

Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!

by Kasscendra February 2, 2009

Douchebag

Hardy!!

My Dad!
Douchebag

by Raikovv January 31, 2009

Douchebag

Greg Wilkman
http://i35.tinypic.com/2rxhf6t.jpg

Wow that kid Greg is the fuckin King of Douchebags

by kaiken October 20, 2008

Douchebag

1. A bag of douche.
2. And apparently it's a Roman citizen...

1. Bloke: You're a douchebag!
Other dood: WHAT!!?? =((((!
Bloke: A bag 'a douche

2. Ye ol' salior was a douchebag... ohhh we must kill thee douche... we must get the hidden treasure for we are pirates who for some reason speak in ye ol' English...

Some other person on the ship: .........lolololololololololololol jajaja kekeke xaxaxa... douchebag... AHAHAHA!!!!!!!

by Beethovenjazzgrindgrind December 23, 2008

douchebag

"Nice Guy's" definition of douchebag: Any guy that isn't me

I can't believe that bitch just friendzoned me for that douchebag! All women are such sluts!

by Kanna-Chan October 27, 2017

douchebag

Douche comes from the norwegian word dushe, eller dusje which means shower. Having a bag over your head means you dont get the shower, and you are therefore retarded. A douchebag is a stinky person who believes he smells good, therefore he is an idiot or as we say - a douchebag!

Whats that smell? Oh, its that douchebag over there!

by Steingalkrs July 30, 2014