dog

a white blob of death that consumes all cats and has the ability to melt itself down to the size that can fit on your lap.
Its f***ucking adorable

Petting dogs is cool. Billy pets dogs. Billy is a cool dude.

by fakatorpedo October 26, 2018

Dog

A very cute thing that could be vicious. They come in many many breeds and are the most popular.

Me: omg look at that dog
Friend: omg its so CUTEEEE

by AnnoyingBadger November 15, 2018

Dog

Definitely a cat in disguise

"I iz dog no cat£

by None of ya dam business December 28, 2018

Dog

Something your mom will never buy you

Me: I want a dog
Mom: tf

by crispysalads March 8, 2019

dog

chinese food

dog

by polikmonn April 30, 2019

Dog

God backwards.

Dog let there be light.

by B0ba1 May 13, 2019

Dog

Man’s best friend in every possible way. A dog will listen to you even when nobody else does.

“Hey! Who is your best friend?”
“My best friend is my dog.”

by Doggo:) November 11, 2019