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self docking

inserting implements (of your/or someone else choice into your manhole/japseye/ureathera. Ace.
I was self docking last sunday with a bic. it was swell.
by samryanjames June 29, 2006
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Dooking

Plunging your head into a receptacle to retrieve an item.
On Halloween the children were dooking for apples.
by r8r4 November 6, 2009
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docking

The act of taking a water going vessel (wessel in Star Trek speak) and connecting it to dock; ie, docking the vessel to a place of moreage.
I took my large dingy and backed that sucker deep into John's moreage. He was too kind to allow me to dock at graciously at private, reserved spot. It was a day for docking, let me tell you!
by The professor and Mary Anne August 16, 2007
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Docking

The lewd act of a homosexual couple where one participant nurtures and trains his fore skin and 'pee hole' to open unnaturally enough for his partner to ‘Dock’ with him in a rather odd and probably painful manner.
His penis really had a wide on, He was as loose as a clowns pocket.. I easily docked with him, Docking with him was exhilarating.
by monkey_man April 25, 2006
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docking

The act in which increasingly large circular items are placed inside the "pisshole" of a human penis in order to stretch the hole to awe inspiring sizes. One should continue the action of "docking" until you can place a relay batton inside your penis. Once you have reached this size you should be able to perform frontal male homosexual intercourse.
"Andy Tappin was so happy, he reached the stage where docking a relay batton no longer made his banjo string snap"
by ryanhutch September 29, 2006
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Astro Docking

The process of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and once frozen inserting into one's penis. A solo version of docking.
Fuck, Steve's not here to dock my dick tonight. Guess I'm going to have to astro dock myself. Hope I don't get caught astro docking.
by The Red King April 23, 2008
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space docking

When one man inserts his penis into the penis of another man and slides the skin up over to cover both penises.
I walked in on my dad and uncle space docking!
by stop asking for a username January 11, 2009
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