ding-dang

A violent Asian drinking game first started by a group of budhist monks who were kicked out of their monastary for excessive drinking. The game is a combination of balance, coordination, and alchohol/pain tolerance. The game begins by two people drinking 5 beers. (rice wine was the original drink of choice, but it has become increasingly sparce in america.) Once the contestants have consumed the beers, they walk 5 paces apart from each other and are blindfolded. One at a time they turn around, walk back blindfolded, about 9 paces, and attempt to kick their opponent in the head. If they hit, they drink a beer. then they go back to the starting point and wait for the other mans turn. the game ends when on person gets a kick to the head that he cannot get up from. The winner then ripps of his blindfold challenges someone else.

You: This is gonna be the last time you insult my momma, Xia-Xoh. The shit be on now!
Xia-Xoh: You wanna take this outside?
You: No. I want to stay in here and play Ding-Dang!
The bar goes silent

by cap'n zack August 29, 2006

Ding-a-ling

The big black thing between your legs nigga, white people don't got them, they got pee-pees.

Leroy got the biggest ding-a-ling in my hood.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

ding bucket

a bucket that you kick when you are angry

"whoa, nelly i need to kick a ding bucket cause i am angry"

by JuJu Jelly June 25, 2008

dinga ding

that part of the male anatomy that ladies love so much

girl jump up on this dinga ding and get wild

by discat2g October 15, 2004

Swinga-Dings

the folding arms on glasses and sunnies

Me: F*ck man! someone stood on your glasses and broke the swinga-dings!

Orlando: NOOOOOO! not again! *sits in corner to cry*

by Peter Lamb January 14, 2008

Ding Biscut

Someone who is just barely able to function in society. This person usually forgets things, leaves things behind, loses things, often misplaces his/her children, runs into stationary objects, forgets where the car is parked, can't follow directions worth a shit, finds books without pictures to be too much work, uses the words "um", "totally" and "like" to excess, cries to get out of trouble and has that rare talent of being able to burn water.

Guy #1" Jesus Christ she is a ding biscut!

Guy #2: I know but she sucks a mean cock and she is smokin' hot so I can't get rid of her.

by two lips April 20, 2010

Ding Worthy

To press the keypad of your phone to shut someone up - While talking

Zach: OMG OMG OMG

Bobby presses the keypad on his phone "a.k.a The Ding"

Zach: Dude that wasn't Ding Worthy

by Ari Anthony July 28, 2006